Jeff

‘Blessed father give us wisdom.’
‘Blessed mother give us patience.’
‘Blessed son give us strength.’
‘Blessed cousin give us—’

‘Wait, what? Who?’
‘The cousin.’
‘I never heard of the cousin.’
‘His name was Jeff.’
‘I am quite sure there were no Jeffs in the Middle East.’
‘The problem is that only Jeff is responding to my prayers.’
‘Heh?’
‘Jeff gives us peanut butter and jelly sandwiches – that is the only thing that ever came true for me.’
‘You hungry?’
‘Yes. PB&J please.’
‘Sure.’